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Less Is More: It’s Time to End Best-of-Five at the Majors
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I’m the Man Jogging With My Shirt Off
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How To Go Hiking And Clear Your Mind
The Ghost of Walter White Insists That Jesse Expand Their Meth Brand Across Multiple Social Channels But Jesse Lives In Alaska and Sells Little Wooden Boxes On Etsy
An Intervention With My Algorithm
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The Big Halftime Speech After Your Team Writes A Terrible First Draft
Memento-Style Reminder Tattoos But For Navigating Dirty Dishes
My March Madness Was Freakin’ Insane This Year, And Also A Little Bit Lonely
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I’m In The Doghouse, And It Could Use Some Refurbishing
This Letter Is Really Signed by the CEO of Your Credit Card Company
#SorryAboutTheLengthOfThisHashtag
Understanding the Solar Power vs. Wind Power vs. Magic Power Debate
Finally, a Streaming Service That Just Lives Your Life for You
A Music Critic Unpacks the Deeper Meaning of “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” By C+C Music Factory
99 Bottles of Fear on the Wall, 99 Bottles of Fear
The Oral History of FAQ Told by Chatbots
Don’t Look Now, but I Think Those Tapered Jeans 30% off Are Tailing Me
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Lewis and Clark Say 'What Up' From LA
Scary Cheap Flights
The Advent of Ranch Dressing as Told by the Rancher
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Some Lucky Ideas for Making Lucky Charms Luckier
I Went To YouTube Tonight and Didn't Come Back
My Little Fat Has Grown up so Fast!
Two Sports-Talkers Talking Sports Talk
Who’s the Ultimate GOAT: Jordan, LeBron, or These Baby Goats Standing on the Backs of People Doing Yoga?
Human Sunbathing Explained to the Aliens
Journal Entries from a Hotmail Survivor
Even Cookie Monster Is Sick Of Accepting Cookies
Alternatives to “NO TIP” on Touchscreen Checkout Machines
A Few of My Favorite Flavor Mixes at the Coke Freestyle Machine
27 Ways to Age without Feeling Good about Yourself
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